Monday, January 11, 2010

MY HUSBAND LOVES YOU!!!

As I was away for New Year's this year, visiting family in New Mexico, my hubby and I ran across some Holy Back Flippin Cow AWESOME after Christmas sales! Wahooo! Yes, I did say the magic word: SALES! Gasp! Doesn't it just make you feel all tingly inside? Hehehe! Well, usually my hubby (the sweet dear man) is immune to sales. But this time, this wonderful glorious time, the sales beckoned and called to him just as they did me. Yes. The stars were aligned in my favor! Well, in your favor actually...

Excuse me, who will benefit from all these glorious 50-75% off reduced products, you ask? Well, you of course! My charming readers of this blog. (And people who attend my FABULOUS launch party here in Utah.) Yes. It is true. I married the most perfect man in existence. The one man who said, "Jenni, you may buy to your heart's content--for your promotional use--as long as it is from these long rows of treasures." (Disclaimer: My hubby would like you to know he did not actually say those exact words...)

Sigh. I loveth sales. Double Sigh. I loveth giving gifts and prizes to people. Triple Sigh. I Loveth, loveth, loveth, celebrating the birth of my new book in such a way! Sales + Gifts = happy husband, happy blog readers, and happy, happy Jenni! Eeeh!

So without further ado, I give you the glorious bounty of splendor I acquired this holiday season--all for you! Hehehe! So tell me? Do you like? (Go ahead click on the picture it gets bigger!)

Yes! Your eyes do not deceive you! There are 10 purple bags of awesome eyeshadow pots, multiple sets of bath and body products, rows and rows of girly shimmery wonders like: nail polish and lip gloss and CHOCOLATE--and many, many, many different shapes, sizes and colors of totally fun makeup bags. I am in heaven!

In February, I will begin by sharing my bits and pieces of heaven with you! Starting small of course, and as the birth date for my new book gets closer and closer, the gifts will only grow larger and more wonderfully magnificent--including, of course, signed copies of Northanger Alibi! --All brought lovingly to your door, by yours truly!

So tell one, tell all... Come! Enjoy this multitude of awesomeness! There is plenty to go around, I promise you. As I've said in the past--and will continue to say until you all begin to believe me--I NEVER do anything halfway. The word small, is not in my vocabulary. When I celebrate all around me celebrates too!

WAHOOOO! Let the celebrations begin!!!!

30 comments:

  1. Congrats on the star alignment! That is an awesome steal!
    And I'm so excited for this! Yay for celebrations!

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  2. This stuff is awesome! How I LOVE sales! And, boy do I know...you never do ANYTHING halfway! :) Oh, and seriously woman! We need to pick day to get together...

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  3. Yay! Sales, giveaways and contests! Oh my! :)

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  4. Holy Cow Flippin AWESOME giveaways!!

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  5. Wait, so you're going to bring them personally to our door if we win?? :) I'll enter just for that. The stuff is pretty awesome too.

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  6. WOW! That's all I have to say and the fact that they are so neatly presented.

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  7. You know, normally I'd say that small not being in your vocabulary would be sad. Infinitesimal is one of my favorite words! (Weird, I know.) But, this looks like so much fun! Your promotional is going to rock!

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  8. Hayley--Thanks! I'm super excited! Star alignment is awesome, isn't it?

    Kimberly--LOL! YES! Let's get together!

    Jenn--LOL! Wahoo! We're so NOT in Kansas anymore!

    Catherine--Welcome! And yeah, my hubby is SO awesome, isn't he?

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  9. Shanti--LOL! I try...

    Kasie--Wahoo! I'll see you on my tour! LOL!

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  10. Patti--Yeah, the wow factor was pretty awesome once I emptied all the bags...

    Nisa--Eeeh! I know it's so going to rock! I can't wait! And okay, okay... I have to say infinitesimal is a seriously cool word.

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  11. oh, what a bounty. I'm very excited.

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  12. Well Jenni, this just blows all other giveaways out of the water. You rock! I'm stayin' tuned...

    Hope you're feeling well!

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  13. What a killer stash! I love a great sale, almost as much as great chocolate! :)

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  14. I'm game to celebrate. Woohoo! See me doing flying split leaps to match your holy back flippin' cows.

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  15. Are there any sorts of fun sparkly girly presents for one's most favorite editor in the whole wide world? JK - you don't have to give me anything. Just working with you is fun enough!

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  16. Oh, Jenni, I am so happy for you and the loving support of your hubby! I can't wait to meet him and YOU! It'll be so fun!

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  17. Party on! I am so excited. Sounds like we are in for some fun times:)

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  18. Wow! That's an amazing amount of loot! Good sales shopping, Jenni.

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  19. Kasie--Wahoo! I'll see you on my tour! LOL! Göğüs Estetiği

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