Tuesday, May 17, 2011
7 + 3 = 10x the FUN!
Friday, May 6, 2011
Vacation Adventures
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
SPRING BREAK!!!
Whew!Sunday, April 3, 2011
AJ Cole, Coauthor & Partner in Crime

Ahem. Hello? Testing… Testing… One, two, three…
1. Breakfast, everyone is dying to know, what do the English eat in the morning? It is really crumpets and tea?
AJ: Lol! Breakfast: porridge and honey with strong coffee. That'll be strange to our US pals, since I understand that where you're from there are only two types of breakfast - cardboard chunks (no calories) with water, syrup and cayenne pepper; or half a dozen fully loaded burgers with fries and a couple of litres of coca cola! ;)
My question for you is--
1. If you could choose 1 superpower for yourself, what would it be and why?
JJ: Mind control.. So then I could make everyone go out and buy our book and LOVE it!!! Muhahaha! Oh, Ahem. You meant... Right. Well, I have a lot of flying dreams... so i think that would be really cool, actually. Then I'd never be late! :)
Okay, okay… next question--
2. Superman, Spiderman or Batman? And why...? (i'm a batman girl myself. *grins* Always ALWAYS have been-no joke. Lol!)
2. Just how many children are you planning on having before you stop?!
JJ: Oh dear... But see? I just LOVE the little monsters. Really I do. It's scary I know. Well, let me think about it... 8 maybe 9 more... How many do you need these days to get your own TV show? ;)
3. Speaking of children, tell us about your family then... If you could take your kids anywhere in the world where would you take them?
AJ: Mrs C is a former ballerina and CSI and now a ballet teacher, originally from Scotland. I understand about 25% of what she says, which is the secret to our 8 years and 2 children together! The Zeds (Zac(hary) and Zara) are 4 and 3yrs old respectively; they both have masses of blond curls and exuberant outlooks. If I could take them anywhere in the world then it would probably be Disneyworld, Florida since they love all things Disney - next month we're taking them to Eurodisney.
3. What message(s) do you want to get across to the readers of your books?
JJ: That Jenni James it the greatest writer ever and all should read her books and buy her popcorn and lemons (what? I love popcorn and lemons, don't you?)... <--oh, oops. I forgot I wasn't going the mind control route. Lol! No, actually, I really want the good guys to win. Not just the cool good guys, but your average people too. I want to write books that when the reader closes it, they think about the characters and smile and giggle about them throughout their day. Something to ponder enough to wonder if sweet, feisty, wonderful heroes and heroines really do exist. I love reading a book that makes me giddy--if I can do that to my readers, then I've accomplished something. :)
4. Okay, If you could eat only one meal every day for the rest of your life, what would be on that plate?
JJ: Well, it'd have to be something healthy so I'd live longer... and it'd need to have a variety as well. I have to have variety--hmm... A-ha! (Cue imitation of AJ's accent) By Jove, I've got it! Salad. Yummy, nummy, salad. I loveth salad. So set me up with a forever freshly stocked salad bar and I'd die a happy girl. :)
AJ: Jenni's a mormon? Right, that's it, I'm leaving! Lol! Seriously though, it's generally not even relevant to what we're doing; although it can be frustrating when I'm working on promoting some of my other books, since the LDS community apparently wouldn't read them. See the answer to that previous question again though! :)
So this is the man behind Eternity everyone. Thank you so much for comin by AJ.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Jenni James Who?
Dear agent/publisher--
I’ve just walked away from my publisher (retaining all rights for my work) who were going to publish all six books of my series The Austen Diaries within the next few years. Most of these books have already been written and were just waiting for edits. The first book Northanger Alibi was set to be released June 1st of last year, after two more failed release dates I feel I have no choice but to leave my publisher. This book was completely edited and ready for print, including cover, full PDF and endorsement quotes.
Northanger Alibi has already received a lot of attention and many people are anxiously waiting for their copy. While doing marketing for the series, I luckily met one of the buyers for the QVC (Home Shopping Network—90 million customers worldwide—In my opinion that’s better than Oprah;) who was eager to have me live on the show, selling each released book with the original Jane Austen novel as an exclusive QVC bundle. They were hoping to start out small with 5,000 bundles (copies of each) for the show and work their way up as more books were released and I come back.
Last year I was tentatively scheduled to appear on the show in September and November gearing for fourth quarter sales. Due to the lack of books, I’ve nearly lost this contract—but my contact has been nothing but patient with me and has agreed to put gears into motion and hopefully get me on the show for this year’s fourth quarter sales. I just need a publisher.
This series has also seen interest from both Hollywood film and television producers, I’m not sure what progress has been made with either of these—since my publisher rarely answers emails at the moment. (Extreme medical emergencies have not allowed for much time to communicate.)
I’m a mom of seven children who is married to an Air Force recruiter. We’ve moved back to the States after living the past nine years overseas in England and Portugal. When I’m not chasing my little ones around the house, or writing novels, I direct theater, paint portraits, and throw elaborate parties.
To date I’ve written nine complete YA and MG books—all of which have received publisher interest. Aside from The Austen Diaries, I’ve also coauthored: Eternity an epic romance novel with author AJ Cole, from the UK (early 2012 UK release); an MG book Prince Tennyson; an MG (from a TV screenplay) The Blog of Chloe Watkins; and a children’s book (contracted through the same TV screenplay) Gentle Jasmine. With many more works to come!
The Austen Diaries:
BOOK ONE: Northanger Alibi--Seattle Washington, and the Russo family, are no match for Claire Hart and her savvy knowledge of all things vampire related. Thanks to her obsession with the Twilight series--if there is anyone who would know a vampire when she saw one, it's Claire. And she's positive totally hot Tony Russo is a vampire, she just has to prove it! Follow Claire's hilarious journey on her first summer adventure away from home, where she learns everything isn't what it seems, and in some instances, reality is way better than anything she'd ever find in a book!
I knew from the beginning that Northanger Abbey would be my biggest challenge to rewrite. Since it is the most unfamiliar/unread of all the Austen books. I love it! I think it is extremely funny and a complete satire of the Gothic novels that were popular at the time. To modernize this, I needed to base my story off of massively popular modern gothic novels. Enter the Twilight Series, by Stephenie Meyer.
BOOK TWO: Pride & Popularity Chloe Elizabeth Hart has found she cannot abide the conceited antics of the popular crowd. –Or more importantly, one very annoying self-possessed guy, Taylor Anderson, who is determined to make her the president of his fan club! As if! Every girl in the whole city ofFarmington, New Mexico is in love with Taylor, but he seems to be only interested in her.
BOOK THREE: Persuaded What if the one guy you loved--more than anyone--happened to be the same guy you flung aside and broke his heart, four years ago? And what if he happened to waltz back into your life again and be hotter than ever and worth millions? And what if every gorgeous girl who saw him fell madly in love with him? Would he take you back--or would he fling you aside like you deserved?
BOOK FOUR: Emmalee Emmalee Bradford has everything; beauty, wealth, popularity, and a family that loves her. What more could she want? Join Emma on a hilarious journey where she learns that she may think she has control of the world around her, but in all reality she is just as clueless as the rest of us!
BOOK FIVE: Mansfield Ranch (Partially finished) All Lilly Price had ever known was living in the shadow of her widely successful adoptive family. Until a twist of fate deals Lilly the hand of the most popular guy in Bloomfield--instantly, everything flips upside down. Now she must choose between the unavailable love of her life--or the guy who promises to be available forever.
BOOK SIX: Sensible & Sensational (Dream state)
Marketing wise I am able to tap into several different groups—
Mormon—yes, I’m part of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, whose incredible word of mouth abilities have helped launch the careers of: Stephenie Meyer, Brandon Sanderson, Brandon Mull, Obert Skye, Aprilynne Pike, Jessica Day George, Janette Rallison, James Dashner, Tracy Hickman, Orson Scott Card and many, many more.
Jane Austen Fan Clubs--I’m rewriting all six of the Jane Austen novels for a YA series--something that has never been done before. The JA fans are worldwide and many have already expressed interest in these works.
Twilight Fans—The first book is a satire of Twilight. Twilightmoms (over 1 million fans) are already eager to endorse it, as is their sister book review site: Eve’s Garden.
Military—newspapers, magazines, overseas bookstores worldwide. I also have friends everywhere who would be glad to host me all over the world for signings, public speaking, etc.
Mommy Clubs--people seem to think it is some small miracle I'm able to raise 7 children and do all I do. My story inspires many young mothers to follow their dreams.
I am active on Twitter (over 1k followers), facebook, blog, goodreads, kindleboards, authonomy, and have my own personal website that I update regularly.
I was also a professional actress for many years and now a professional children’s theater director—public speaking (either for adults or children/teens) is not a problem for me. In fact, it is a passion of mine--sharing what I love and inspiring others to follow their dreams.
I’m extremely driven and something of a powerhouse. I know these books will make it—and make it big—I just want the right home for them. --A place where they understand and love Jane Austen as much as I do. Below, I've copied the endorsement quotes collected for Northanger Alibi and I have attached the full PDF and word doc versions.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Best Wishes--
Jenni James
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Praise for Northanger Alibi--
"Twilight obsessed teens (and their moms) will relate to Claire's longing for the fantastical but will be surprised when they find the hero is even better than a vampire or werewolf. Hilarious, fun and romantic!" -TwilightMOMS.com
“Stephenie Meyer meets Jane Austen in this humorous, romantic tale of a girl on a mission to find her very own Edward Cullen. I didn't want it to end!" --Mandy Hubbard, author of Prada & Prejudice
"We often speak of Jane Austen's satiric wit, her social commentary, her invention of the domestic novel. But Jenni James, in this delicious retelling of Northanger Abbey, casts new light on Austen's genius in portraying relationships and the foibles of human nature--in this case, the projection of our literary fantasies onto our daily experience." --M.M. Bennetts, author of May 1812.
"With so many YA fantasy books to choose from, Northanger Alibi reminds us in comical, relatable ways that mythical creatures aren't always what they're cracked up to be and real boys can be even better."--Eve'sFanGarden.com
"Author Jenni James captures the emotions, stresses and [imaginings] of teenager Claire Hart as she compares her dream vacation in Seattle, Washington to her favorite book Twilight, finding similarities that couldn’t possibly be just coincidences.
Northanger Alibi will have you laughing out loud at Claire’s observations and dramatic responses. In a world where every teen girl is looking for her “Edward” or depressed because [she] can’t live on Pandora, Claire’s coming-of-age story is both timely and refreshing." --Amanda Washington, author of Rescuing Liberty
“Northanger Alibi by Jenni James is one of the best new young adult books of the year. Bringing together the lost beauty and drama of Jane Austen’s novels with the hip teen culture of today. Absolutely wonderful and addictive... Ms. James characters are endearing and the story flows beautifully off the page and into the mind of the reader.” --Brynna Curry, author of Earth Enchanted- Elemental Magic Series Book One
"Easily the most authentic new voice in YA literature, combines powerful imagination, sublime dialogue and intricate characterization to excellent effect. Austen just got a new attitude and relevance that makes this essential reading for the modern generation." --Drew Cross, author of BiteMARKS
I couldn't wait to find out what happened next in this lighthearted and entertaining read by Jenni James. I fell in love with Claire and Tony the same way I fell in love with Edward and Bella in Twilight. Northanger Alibi has all the ingredients of a great love story.--Greta Gunselman, www.killerromance.com.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
MARCH 1ST!!!! FINALLY!!!!!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010
A Video of ME and a WINNER!
Or follow this link directly to youtube.com
Thanks to Random.org:
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Northanger Alibi--1st GIVEAWAY X 2!!
Due to high demand, Northanger Alibi has gone on Pre-Order almost two months earlier than when it was scheduled to. I know, right? Like, holy cow! Anyway, Valor Publishing is trying to gauge how many books will need to be released on June 1st by tallying up pre-orders.
These are such awesome prizes, there are a few rules involved. Here we go:
7. IF YOU DO ANY OF THE ABOVE, PLEASE COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE--While my Psychic powers are phenomenal... I'm er, not that talented.
Friday, January 29, 2010
The Secret To Writing Books While Raising Kids or Writing 8 Books in Less Than 2 Years.
LOL! So it's a long title I know, but so many people have asked me what it is that I do, to crank so many books out so fast, especially since I have 6 kids and one on the way.Saturday, January 23, 2010
Holy Back Flippin Cow!
I'm one follower away from 100! Wahoo! So here's the deal, whoever becomes my lucky 100th follower gets a prize. Something very fun and good and perfect. Okay? Alright, so I was going to keep it a secret, but I have a couple more of my yummy delicious British candy bars left, so I'll give one of them away... I wonder who the lucky person will be. Hmm..?Whoever you are, remember to leave your email addy in the message box, and I'll be emailing you to get your address.
First off, the winner(s) of my Twilight Ball theme are (yes there are two--)
Candice Kennington--For the fabulous idea of making it a masked ball! LOVE IT!
AND
Nikki Wilson--For the "secret" theme idea. DOUBLE LOVE IT!
Thanks to you girls (and everyone else who participated) I know this launch party is going to rock! I can't wait!!!
By the way, you both get the promised, coveted amazing GALAXY chocolate bar!!!
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Also, I wanted to do a little shoutout for the Casual Blogger Conference I'll be speaking at in May.
Look See! <--If you click on the link and scroll down, you'll find me! At the bottom of the page, you can find a form where they're still accepting speakers. If anyone would like to join the conference, fill out a form and see what they say! It looks like it'll be a blast.

Thanks to the BEAUTIFUL Kelly Lyman, I've won an award! The Happy 101 Award. Super cute, isn't it? I get to list 10 things that make me happy, and then give the award to 10 blogs that brighten my day!
1. My 3 girls & 3 boys (every day they fill my life with adventure and laughter)
2. The new baby on the way! Wahoo! So happy about this one!
3. My wonderful husband, without his love & support I wouldn't be able to do anything I do. He truly is amazing!
4. Bubble baths. (wouldn't be able to live without them!)
5. My laptop. It keeps me connected anywhere I go. (yes, I'm addicted.)
6. All of the awesome people I've met through blogging and my journey as an author. So many people touch my life daily!
7. Valor Publishing, truly the most wonderfully supportive publisher in the world. I mean it. If you write clean, compelling books, submit to them before you do anything else. They are simply the best.
8. SNOW! I've never lived around or seen so much snow in my life! It's wonderful!
9. The ability to co-author a book. I've got to do it twice now, once with the stunning Kasie West who I met online (stay tuned, we have more books planned!), and also, with a great friend, that I met online who lives in England (Ours is a Work In Progress at the moment).
10. Being back in the USA makes me very happy. I enjoyed living 9 years in Europe, but it is wonderful to be back home.
So without further ado, I give you the blogs that make me happy--Well, they all do--so I'll give you blogs you may not have stumbled across before. So stop on by and say, howdy!
Patti Nelson
Jessie Oliveros
Amber Lynae
Nikki Loftin
Christine Bryant
Regina McTavish
Melissa Roquemore
Kimberly Andersen
Caitlin Andersen
InkMom
Wahoo! I think that's it! Well, all the news I have for this exciting week!
Jenni
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
What's Your Favorite Song?
Okay, so my uber cool publisher has hired a band for my launch party--I know, right? Like total rock star treatment here. (YES! I LOVE VALOR PUBLISHING!!!) Anyway, since I have a few months until my launch I thought it would be cool to come up with some songs to ask if the band can play them. Except, there's just one small problem with this...I've lived in Europe the last 9 years!!! I mean, I know some ultra cool European songs--but I know almost next to none of the amazing modern American songs (and believe me, there's a HUGE difference). So I need help. Please?
What are some of your favorite songs? Any genre. Both fast and slow. Yes, I'm throwing a Twilight Ball for my launch party and people will be dressed up, but I'm so not using 19th century Bach Waltzes for my ball--not that Bach isn't cool, he's just doesn't fit into the modern ball I was thinking of.
So sock 'em to me. What are some uber cool songs that'll make my launch party for Northanger Alibi totally rock!?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
WINNER!!! & ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN UK CHOCOLATE!!!
And the WINNER OF the SIMPLY DIVINE BRITISH CHOCOLATE IS:The Beautiful Elizabeth Mueller!
For her series title:
The Austen Diaries
(Tell me that isn't crazy cute?)
Thank you to everyone who participated! Your entries rocked! Seriously! I was blown away...
So much so, I've had an idea. How would you like to have another chance to win the Most perfect chocolate ever known to man? I've got a bar of creamy, smooth GALAXY CHOCOLATE for whoever can help me with a theme for my launch party.
I want to have a KILLER launch party. So I need a totally AWESOME theme. And since you guys are absolutely amazing at titles--I thought I'd ask for some help. Whichever theme is chosen, will be what is used on the invites, advertising, posters, etc.... So what do you say? Think you can help me? I'm telling you, the chocolate is WORTH it!
So here's the deal... this is what I envision so far:
First, Valor Publishing has already hired a band, so there will be live music.
Second, since it's basically a Twilight/Jane Austen fangirl bash... I thought it would be fun to dress up. I'll have a TON of promotional stuff to giveaway... and I thought it would be fun to have entries for the prizes based on if people show up, dress up, bring their favorite Jane or Twilight book, bring a friend, or have a donation for the women's shelter (I'll be collecting cosmetics, toiletries, etc... for the local women's shelter, as well--just because it's my party and I can. ;p <--That and the fact, due to Claire traveling in Northanger Alibi, I'm giving away a TON of cosmetic bags, makeup, and travel sized bath stuff!)
So I was thinking something along the lines of maybe a Twilight Ball? Something like that--since most Twilight parties I've been to they dress up in prom dresses, or vampire dresses. And Jane Austen is always throwing a ball...
What do you think??? Can you help me with a theme for Northanger Alibi?
No, in case you were wondering... I never do anything small. *grins evilly*
REMEMBER:
This is the blurb, if you want to know what Northanger Alibi is about...
Seattle Washington, and the Russo family, are no match for Claire Hart and her savvy knowledge of all things vampire related. Thanks to her obsession with the Twilight series--if there is anyone who would know a vampire when she saw one, it's Claire. And she's positive totally hot Tony Russo is a vampire, she just has to prove it! Follow Claire's hilarious journey on her first summer adventure away from home, where she learns everything isn't what it seems, and in some instances, reality is way better than anything she'd ever find in a book.
I knew from the beginning that Northanger Abbey would be my biggest challenge to rewrite. Since it is the most unfamiliar/unread of all the Austen books. I love it! I think it is extremely funny and a complete satire of the gothic novels that were popular at the time. To modernize this, I needed to base my story off of massively popular modern gothic novels. Enter the Twilight Series.








